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Sour Demotivational Poster


JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "dick" & "cock" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
Dick
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide hot line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm
Good one RL.


SUNLIGHT - dogs natural kriptonite...


TAGS: heat source
Rating: 4.33/5

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phantom2romeo - February 29, 2012, 3:27 am
for reals!
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:31 pm
Cats too!


BALANCE -


TAGS: good evil sweet sour
Rating: 4.77/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:50 pm
Man, that blue-eyed side is some scary shit!


JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


I WONDER... - What is the extra-sour liquid ??


TAGS: camel balls sour liquid wonder
Rating: 2.11/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 4:53 am
Maybe it is produced by squeezing a cameltoe?
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
Perhaps the same stuff that made the marketers think this was a good idea


EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: sourpuss baby lemons pickles evil
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm
Sweet..
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am

lol...fav'd dog


CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.




DECISION TIME -


TAGS: us resources pullout
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
oh how true! If only it weren't for Vega5!!


INDIANS -


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...


EFFORTLESS -




Sour Grapes -


TAGS: sour grapes whine
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:44 am
So the alcohol content of the final-product is so-high, you can't taste the difference--good or bad--the moment you sip it!
mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 1:01 am
LUV it JW!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
EmilioDumphque - January 9, 2016, 12:03 am
Then why do the Napa vintners strive for a high sugar content before the crush?


TO EVERYBODY - That wants to make lemonade out of life's lemons: I hope life gives you water and sugar. Because nobody wants your sour shit.


TAGS: life lemons sour
Rating: 4.36/5

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OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred???




you are not the moon kissing the black sky -


TAGS: source unknown love depression
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 5:29 pm
Some people were never taught or allowed to love themselves. Sometimes letting go is scarier than many would think... selfish 5L bastards ;D But a good friend helps more than one can know.


This Sole Is The One That I Want -


TAGS: depressing sole soul soup sour bubble gum
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - June 14, 2013, 8:25 am
Well played Mr Greeny, well played
Greeny - June 14, 2013, 5:29 am
Your not going to find you’re soul under their, for it’s existence is some were else - lol
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:12 am
;-)
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:10 am
LoLz...sole. shall we try "soul"?
steve1961 - June 13, 2013, 4:27 pm
LOL You got me! 5 lions.


SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 - Welcome aboard the Surrender Deck


TAGS: uss missouri japan
Rating: 4.82/5

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Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
yes! At least i got ya to look.
Airman - September 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
no i didn't.. but you made me look.. lol it has been that kind of day
Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
You spelled September wrong this time Air. 5L anyways


WE'LL TAKE OUR BALL - and go home too! neener neener




PLANNED PARENTHOOD -




FINDING YOUR NICHE -


TAGS: human resources sent me we have to talk
Rating: 2.92/5

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Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:39 pm
Awwwww, our opening bid was 1/5. I'm crushed.


MAKING MONEY FROM OPEN SOURCE - is like getting paid for rape


TAGS: open source opensource apple redhat suse mandriva
Rating: 2.47/5

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Someone who knows what he's talking about - April 6, 2009, 6:50 pm
*continued* but a GPL compatible license. OS X is based on a modified Darwin BSD system, but is in itself not open source. thus Apple is making money on open source without actually selling open source, contrary to the other companies in the picture.
Someone who knows what he's talking about - April 6, 2009, 6:49 pm
Let's just get this straight. BSD is a system, called Berkely Software Distribution, created at the university of Berkeley. It is licensed under the BSD license, a so-called permissive open source license. It is not an extension of the GNU GPL license, b
Mr. X - January 11, 2009, 11:04 am
RedHat is free. The tech support for it is not.
rakudave - July 28, 2008, 8:14 pm
BSD is opensource, as the bsd-liscence is a "expansion" of the GPL, also alowing sale
iHat - July 28, 2008, 7:18 pm
What? You can get PAID for rape??
Cheesie - July 25, 2008, 8:24 pm
I love how the Apple is the highlight of this, since OS X is BSD based, which is not open source.


2 BIRDS, 1 STONE -


TAGS: outsourced labour problem solved
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
nice


Ironically -




GOING CONCERN -


TAGS: endless resource sarcastic bastards thanks to v 139329
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - February 10, 2013, 9:13 pm
Ha! I guess I mean both. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_concern
MPsniper - February 10, 2013, 8:18 pm
going concern?.....OHHhhhhh.... do you mean "growing" concern?


SOUR -




Large Hadron Collider -


TAGS: hadron collider spy spies team fortress gordon freeman half life source valve
Rating: 1.94/5

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Dr. Manhattan - November 13, 2008, 7:56 pm
Spy sappin' mah Large Hadron Collider!


That which does not kill me -




Natural Resources -




BOUNTY -


TAGS: fat shame sweet sour kitty
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 1, 2016, 8:50 pm
Thanks! I've been skulking around here and there
Reality Lord - December 1, 2016, 8:24 pm

Merry Christmas dude. nice to see you again


Ass -


TAGS: navy vetran vet missouri battleship
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - November 12, 2015, 1:48 am
Oh GAWD! Dungarees!!!!!! No matter how hard you tried, they always looked like crap! Of course, the coveralls looked even worse!--'I'm too sexy 4 my dungs, too sexy 4 my dungs-----' 5 L


Sad, but, true. -


TAGS: ferguson missouri state of union
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 9:56 pm

oh great...then the "white menace" riots begin


PUNK - One of the few things We still do better than Asia




Skepticism - Learned Behavior -




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